Monday, February 9, 2015

OCT 3, 2014

diane's corner ... boyfriend's day 

It’s hard being a good boyfriend. Striking the right balance between projecting a protective, macho and capable image, against being kind, caring and sensitive is a difficult challenge! Celebrate Boyfriends Day by treating the special man in your life, and thank him for trying to hard to be a good boyfriend!

Woman goes up the pharmacist in a pharmacy and says, ‘I want to buy some cyanide.’ Pharmacist says, ‘Why do you want to buy cyanide?’ Woman says, ‘I want to kill my husband!’ Pharmacist says, ‘I can’t sell you cyanide to kill you husband, we will both go to jail.’ Woman says,’ I really want to kill my husband.’ Pharmacist says, ‘No, I won’t sell you any cyanide.’ Woman then passes the pharmacist a photograph showing her husband in bed with his wife. Pharmacist looks at the photograph and then says, ‘You didn’t tell me you had a prescription!’

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Bug Infested Bowl pattern by Nancy Anderson
These creepy-crawlies are too cute to smush! Adorn your Halloween candy bowl with these easy-to-knit critters and wait for the smiles
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Pumpkins and a Pattern
Sometimes I get these ideas in my head that just work at me until I give in to them. They'll start with a color or a texture, then evolve into something more ...
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Cabbage Patch Baby Hat pattern by Maddie R.
It was pretty impossible to find a pattern for this hat that was knit rather than crocheted. I ended up making my own pattern using a variety of the ones ava...
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Game of Thrones Blanket pattern by Ruby Gal
The finished blanket measures 80” X 68” and utilizes intarsia colorwork, cabling and very basic embroidering. There are only three stitch patterns used: st...
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Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson go camping. They set up their tent then go to sleep. Some hours later, Holmes wakes his faithful friend.
“Watson, look up at the sky and tell me what you see.”
Watson answers, “I see millions of stars.”
“What does that tell you?”
After pondering, Watson replies “Astronomically speaking, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets. Astrologically, it tells me that Saturn is in Leo. Timewise, it appears to be approximately a quarter past three. Theologically, it’s evident the Lord is all-powerful and we are small and insignificant. Meteorologically, it seems we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. What does it tell you?”
Holmes regards his friend for a few minutes then finally says, “Watson, you idiot, someone has stolen our tent.”

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Pretty Pumpkins pattern by Kris Moore
You will love making these adorable pumpkins in different color themes.
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Halloween Puppets pattern by Sahrit Freud-Weinstein
Suggested yarn Red Heart Anne Gedes Baby
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Handy Spider Webs pattern by Irina Novikova
These are fun and easy Halloween “mitts” that you can crochet in no time! Please treat this not as a strict pattern, but as an initial idea, that is very easy to ...
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Acorn Apron
You'll make a stylish splash in the kitchen on Thanksgiving Day when you wear this marvelous acorn apron! Size: Apron front waistband: 20". Apron length...
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Pumpkin Candle Holders
  So I have been planning this DIY Pumpkin Candle Holders blog post for awhile now. Ever since the DIY Apple Candle Holders I knew that I needed to shar...
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DIY Nail Polish Marbled Pumpkins
I loved the easter egg project Stephanie did and thought it might be fun to use nail polish in a similar way to make half dipped mini marbled pumpkins for Ha...
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iLoveToCreate Blog: DIY Glow in the Dark Pumpkins
It's almost Halloween and you know what that means!!! TIME FOR PUMPKINS!  Every year I look forward to buying tons of plastic pumpkins and create new...
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